So as I’m working this afternoon, I have SportsCenter on in the background and something familiar comes to my attention. I start hearing best ballpark foods and a top 5 list and I think to myself. What. The Fuck. I literally did this a month ago! A month!I did this exact same thing, ranking the top 5 ballpark foods. Absolutely unreal. Gardens will be sending out their first cease and desist letter to ESPN.
Ps. how fucking ridiculous are those lists? A snow cone at number 5? A banana split for god sake at number 1?! Absolute lunacy.
P.s.s. my refresher for top 5:
5. The Schmidtter
4. Sausage Poutine
3. Crab dip fries
2. Rocky mountain oysters
1. Pulled pork parfait
Now that’s a list!
GARDENS 