NFL Week 7 Power Rankings and Predictions

As the NFL season approaches the halfway point, the pretenders are starting to be separated from the contenders. Week 6 left me with many questions. Was Carson Wentz’s hot start a fluke? Should Dak Prescott continue to start when Romo is healthy? What the heck has happened to Aaron Rodgers? Are Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno Smith (Todd Bowles’s shamed backup last week turned starter this week) and the Jets the most disappointing team of 2016? With these questions plaguing the league, Tom Brady sure has answered whether or not he still has enough gas left in the tank to compete in the NFL. The Patriots top my week 7 power rankings.

  1. Patriots
  2. Vikings
  3. Seahawks
  4. Falcons
  5. Cowboys
  6.  Broncos
  7. Chiefs
  8. Steelers
  9. Packers
  10. Raiders
  11. Cardinals
  12. Bills
  13. Redskins
  14. Eagles
  15. Ravens
  16. Texans
  17. Rams
  18. Giants
  19. Bengals
  20. Saints
  21. Lions
  22. Titans
  23. Dolphins
  24. Buccaneers
  25. Chargers
  26. Jaguars
  27. Colts
  28. Panthers
  29. Jets
  30. Bears
  31. 49ers
  32. Browns

Week 7 Predictions:

Packers 27 Bears 20  Giants 24 Rams 17  Chiefs 30 Saints 20  Titans 23 Colts 20  Vikings 17 Eagles 14  Bengals 31 Browns 17  Lions 24 Redskins 20  Jaguars 23 Raiders 19  Bills 30 Dolphins 20  Ravens 24 Jets 14  Buccaneers 31 49ers 24  Falcons 30 Chargers 21  Patriots 27 Steelers 20  Seahawks 20 Cardinals 17  Broncos 23 Texans 14


Hurricane Matthew Playlist

Bear down and protect yourselves!!! It’s time for another hurricane in Florida. This is my first one as recently I’ve moved here from Chicago. And nothing gets me through storms easier than music (and booze). This is what you should thematically be listening to.

The title says it all. No other reason.

I had to again after my one post of its release. I mean, consider the illusion the path meteorologists say it’ll take, until it veers off course and hits you directly. Idk. It makes sense to me.

Many people love hurricanes, many people don’t. But nothing’s more annoying than preparing for something , in this case stocking up on food and water, and never needing it. You wasted your time and money. So this shit better at least cause a slight power outage so I can eat the food.

The title says it here too. What are you really gonna be doing when the lights go out? Checkers? Hide and seek? Nah. Get jiggy with it, or whatever these Brits say.

So you see my late 90’s-early 00’s bias, right? Consider this the “after” song. But no, Matthew, do not hit me one more time. Go dissipate in the ocean.

Kinda the symbolic “fuck you, we hate this destruction you bring” song. I don’t wanna deal with the cleanup.

So why am I not evacuating? What am I doing hangin’ ’round? Bad idea, I know. Death is knocking at my door, and yes that’s a huge exaggeration.

Not all of these truly fit a hurricane setting but they’re all damn good regardless. Stay safe out there folks, as I’ll try too.