Drake was recently on Ellen’s talk show and they talked about his recent SNL performance & how exhausting it is to be a singing and acting guest (He killed “One Dance”), denied rumors of dating Rihanna, & was scared shitless by Ellen’s coworker dressed in “Hotline Bling” attire. The “Jumpman” did indeed jump.
The other guest on the show was Jared Leto, one of my favorite actors, to play a game of Never Have I Ever. You can watch the clip below…
All around seemed to be a fun show.
-Madhatta
There were some interesting fashion choices at this years Met Gala Ball, especially from those in the music industry. I was able to talk to some of the artist about where they got their wardrobe for the fundraising event. Here is a couple of highlights.
1. First, we stopped Kanye West (cautiously) rocking a bedazzled jacket courtesy of Limited Too & Kim Kardashian explained that she was wearing the original costume piece of C-3PO from Star Wars.
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2. You will never believe where Katy Perry stated her dress was from. After many attempts the artist finally budged and said she got a lot of help from Paris’ Love Lock Bridge. She must have went through a lot to recover these locks and keys. She also was reported to be wearing a “Not Becky” pin signifying she was not the girl Beyonce mentioned in her song about Jay-Z’s secret lover.
3. Though Gigi Hadid looked pretty cute in what she said was Tommy Hilfiger , her boyfriend Zayn Malik said he got some advice from designer, Tony Stark, for this Iron Man inspired suit.
4. Not quite sure what people see in Taylor Swift, but she mentioned that the outfit was inspired by her her personality. My best guess was a snake. PETA has refused to make comments about the few slithery, slimy, reptires Swift killed for this outfit; Probably due to her getting away with everything (especially grammy awards for albums two years old). Make-Up was done by Avril Lavigne though.
5. I’m going to end on a good note. Kendall Jenner was stunning in this Versace dress, check out this short clip from Vogue’s Instagram. It’s pretty hot.
-Madhatta
Though it is just a rumor (for now), the lead singer of the band Coldplay, Chris Martin, was spotted with actress Heather Graham or was it (possibly Annabelle Wallis)? The two were portraying one of the oldest Tinder dates: a long walk on the beach. Chris recently was married to actress Gwyneth Paltrow before calling it quits in 2015 and was VERY recently attached to Annabelle Wallis, so fans are very confused. So what have the two been up to? Well, Chris and Coldplay just released their album A Head Full of Dreams, BUT Heather continues to take on “skanky” acting roles. Here is just a few. The pics get progressively worst or better, however you see it.
5. Arrested Development: George Michael’s “hot” teacher.
4. Austin Powers: Yeah, baby! YEAHHH!
3. Anger Management: If only she could bring back Adam Sandler’s funny bone or … lol
2. Hangover (series)
1. Boogie Nights: Roller Girl has no trouble keeping men erect in this film. The Director, PTA, has the same effect on B the Eagle.
In a “Sky full of Diamonds” Chris chose a wild one.
-Madhatta
Just had to throw this in there. Look buddy, I make the top 5 lists round’ these parts, not you. Capisce? However true this may be, leave the top 5 lists for Gardens and Buzzfeed. Actually no fuck Buzzfeed.
Great shot by Jeremy Podeswa here, who’s becoming one of my favorite Thrones directors (also did Kill the Boy and Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken from S5). Honestly a bit puzzled at how Mereen will end up, seems like it will be a shit show all season.
Wasn’t a fan of these Dothraki trying to talk dirty to bae but this is just a true statement. Not saying I condone the actions but nevertheless, it is true.
Going to try and completely forget the fact that she turned into an old grandma. Tbh a little tough to get that thought of my head. Some nice bewb action from Melisandre per usual and the only bewb action of Episode 1.
By far the best shot of Episode 1. Even though I totally saw it coming that he was going to get double team, didn’t quite expect to see a sword go right through his face.
Stay updated for Episode 2 next week.
-Brogy
So we’re less than a week away from Thrones S6, it’s time to power rank the top 10 living characters in the show. All the losers, all the dweebs, all the deadbeats who don’t even watch the show love to criticize it for killing too many people. Fuck em. Thats part of the beauty of Thrones is that you never ever know who’s going next.
The one thing that does piss me off is not knowing if a character is dead or alive. I’m not talking Jon Snow, us smart guys all know he’s alive and well but what about The Hound? What about Syria Forel? What about Xaro? What the fuck are they up to!
Honorable Mention: Jaime Lannister, Hodor, The Hound (Would be in if confirmed alive), Arya Stark, Gregor Clegane, Dario Naharis, Podtrick Payne, Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun, Tormund, Jon Snow (Would be if confirmed alive)
Loyalty, Honor, Respect. The bitch knows one way and one way only. Little bit over dramatic at times but that’s cool because she’s just out here protecting her dick off (she has to have a dick). Seems like everybody she protects she doesn’t get nearly the respect she deserves and that aint right. C’mon RR, write her in a girlfriend or something for god sakes. Have some damn respect.
Sam is one of those guys who is just everybody friend. When he lost his virginity, I wanted to hop right in the screen and give him a hug. I waited so long for this man to lose his virginity, I couldn’t have been happier for him. Of course he fell in love with Gilly though. Classic slut with a kid who is taking advantage of a nice guy just to get a place to stay. Pisses me off.
WOW. What the fuck George why are you just bringing her out in Season 5? This is the kind of bad bitch I need in my life. She’s absolutely my frontrunner for character who will jump most in next years Thrones power rankings. Completely smokeshow who isn’t afraid to poison people and show us her knockers while doing so. The complete trifecta. Need more Tyene and I needed it yesterday.
One of those characters I might get some shit for putting up here but don’t currrrr. I’ve been a ride or die Varys guy since Day 1. That’s the truth. I love how sneaky he is, it’s completely insane. The dude lives to sneak. He’s a sneakaholic. In fact it’s his job, which is maybe the greatest job ever. Just sneak around and gossip to people. Even though he’s a complete sparrow, you have to respect the hustle. Plus what he did with Tyrion last season to get him out of King’s Landing is a Grade A power move, I didn’t know he had that in him.
Dragon was maybe the most mystifying character up until the last episode. Didn’t know if he was an asshole, didn’t know if he was a dragon doing dragon things. Turns out it was the latter. I’m a big dragon guy and it’s pretty clear who’s got the big dragon dick in Westeros. I said it in my last Thrones blog, that gif of Dragon swinging his dragon dick over the Dothraki was maybe the best gif I’ve ever seen in my life. Anytime he comes on screen it’s completely electricity and that’s what I love. He brings the kind of heat that only a fire breathing dragon can bring.
This. Fucking Guy. I’ve never been more scared of a character without knowing who the hell is, more than him. He can’t speak but when he lifts his arm directing the White Walkers to charge- I lose it every time. This is somebody who has already died and has nothing left to live for except kill everyone. Night’s King is only in the show to do 2 things: chew bubblegum and fuck everybody up- and he’s all out of bubblegum.
Anybody who literally cannot die is someone you need to be friends with. Beric is the kind of guy I need to be friends with just so I can tell him to do stupid shit when we’re drinking. Like “Yo Beric, go jump off the top of this building. You can’t die what’s the worst that will happen? Lose your other eye?”. The only thing more savage than not being able to die is literally wanting to die and not being able. I almost feel bad for him at this point, guy would just love to kill himself and be done with everything. Until you find out a way, keep doing you man.
Bae. Honestly from the first time that she dropped her clothes I knew that I was in love forever. She is literally the hottest character in the history of television or film and that’s just a fact. Even though she’s become kind of a bitch over the past season, you have to look past that and realize that bae is gonna do what bae wants to do. Watch over little dick Baratheon, there’s a new queen coming for the Iron Throne.
Ps. You know how many arguments I’ve had to hear from idiots who think Emilia Clarke is hotter with brown hair? Unreal. She’s so hot with blonde hair I almost faint every time.
Nobody gives less fucks than this drunk bastard and that’s what makes Bronn, Bronn. Throughout the seasons, he literally hasn’t changed one bit and that’s why we love him. Complete badass that shouldn’t be nearly as good at fighting as he is for being an old drunk dude but I love it. Was a little rattled when he got caught off guard and got poisoned by Tyene but bewbs right? Bronn loves himself 3 things: Brews, Bewbs and Blood.
An obvious no brainer at the top of the list, Tyrion is the greatest character not only in Game of Thrones but in television history. A hilarious, bad ass, midget who gets more ass in a week than you and I will get in a lifetime. Not to mention that he does it all while being an alcoholic. But that’s just how he rolls. I mean, the dude literally killed his dad on the shitter, that’s a savage move like you read about. He definitely got the short (no pun intended) end of the stick in terms of the Lannister dynasty. Guy clearly should have been ruling over King’s Landing but it looks like he’s going to have to do it the hard way, by training a dragon and teaming up with Daenerys.
If Tyrion ends up hooking up with Daenerys is that the number 1 upset of the century? Has to be. Don’t care if he’s hooked up with every other chick in Westeros- if this midget can score some ass with the future Queen and hottest chick alive, that’s a downright upset. Like a 16 over a 1 seed. I’m rooting for you Tyrion.
-Brogy
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