Bear down and protect yourselves!!! It’s time for another hurricane in Florida. This is my first one as recently I’ve moved here from Chicago. And nothing gets me through storms easier than music (and booze). This is what you should thematically be listening to.
The title says it all. No other reason.
I had to again after my one post of its release. I mean, consider the illusion the path meteorologists say it’ll take, until it veers off course and hits you directly. Idk. It makes sense to me.
Many people love hurricanes, many people don’t. But nothing’s more annoying than preparing for something , in this case stocking up on food and water, and never needing it. You wasted your time and money. So this shit better at least cause a slight power outage so I can eat the food.
The title says it here too. What are you really gonna be doing when the lights go out? Checkers? Hide and seek? Nah. Get jiggy with it, or whatever these Brits say.
So you see my late 90’s-early 00’s bias, right? Consider this the “after” song. But no, Matthew, do not hit me one more time. Go dissipate in the ocean.
Kinda the symbolic “fuck you, we hate this destruction you bring” song. I don’t wanna deal with the cleanup.
So why am I not evacuating? What am I doing hangin’ ’round? Bad idea, I know. Death is knocking at my door, and yes that’s a huge exaggeration.
Not all of these truly fit a hurricane setting but they’re all damn good regardless. Stay safe out there folks, as I’ll try too.
FINALLY!!! It’s something I’ve been begging for for years. As yet another big middle finger to the hypermasculinity of football, Lady Gaga is set to perform the halftime show in this season’s Super Bowl. You may remember she had already sung the national anthem at this past Super Bowl, but this is the real deal. It comes after two years of other such high profile events: her duets album with Tony Bennett, multiple awards show performances, the aforementioned national anthem, appearing in American Horror Story, and now this.
Gaga is another in a string of recent acts like Katy Perry and Beyonce, twice really for the latter, that you’d think no typical football fan likes. But they are all beloved by many and fitting for the show. There’s just so much she can do with this though. Will it be a medley of old tracks? Mostly stuff from the soon-to-be-released new album? Likely it’s going to be both. I mean you don’t go to a Britney Spears show in Vegas just to see everything from her cd Glory, right? No.
If you had to ask me, her best cd was by far The Fame Monster, the EP deluxe addition to her first album The Fame, so that’s the stuff I want to see. Though since it will more than likely be a complete medley, I say start out with an opening of Bad Romance, transition into Paparazzi or Poker Face, something from her next album Joanne, and end it with The Edge Of Glory or Applause. The great thing about Gaga used to be that you don’t know what to expect with her though. You can never forget the meat dress, her male alter ego Jo Calderone, or arriving on the red carpet in a giant egg. That stuff is classic her and nobody can ever match that level of randomness and artistry, aside from David Bowie of course. There’s been no details about the setlist or what will go on, so it’s all up in the air.
Regardless of what goes down, this will be the spectacle of 2017. There is nobody like Mother Monster. Long live the queen!
Yes!!!! Mother Monster is back finally. It’s nearing three years since Artpop and two since Cheek To Cheek with Tony Bennett, and so much has gone on since then. She starred in last year’s season of American Horror Story, also in the upcoming season too. She sang the national anthem in this year’s Super Bowl. One can’t forget her performances at nearly every major awards show either.
So we come to Perfect Illusion now. It’s a fantastic piece of haunting power pop tinged with rock instrumentation and vocals. The sound is virtually nothing like anything she’s done before, most similar to You & I from her album Born This Way in the rock sound. Gaga, or really Stefani Germanotta, wrote this about a relationship that goes sour, but who knows if it’s personal yet. Her vocals so well match the runs littered throughout, almost like she’s crying but in a powerful way.
I’m going to give this a solid 8.5/10, but it’s growing on me the more I listen to it so that’ll be a 9 easy by the morning.