Nope, no thank you. Want nothing to do with this country if that thing is slithering around. I’m not a snake guy, everybody knows that. If I meet a snake guy, or meet somebody who owns a snake I immediately put them in my freak file and never speak to them again.
This is exactly what Australia is for. For years we’ve been able to laugh at the fact that they have millions of creepy 30 foot snakes lurking around their uninhabited land just waiting to suffocate people.
Fuck snakes and fuck people who like snakes.