Have to respect Johnny Jail for turning himself in to the Texas police today. Something only a real man would do. Something OJ Simpson couldn’t even do.
Look nobody is rooting for Johnny more than I am, football is way more electric when he’s out there slinging his arm around going 9-23 with 157 yards 1 TD, 3 INT and 45 rushing yards. That’s a fact.
This is just one step closer for him getting back in the game, gotta go to jail first and get his super ripped bod back. Last time we got a good look at him was on Draft Night last week and he was looking like a straight up crack head. No bueno Johnny.
Let’s get that fucking jail bod going and get a sweet little contract in Denver, make Sanchez kiss your nuts and get back to being Johnny Fucking Football.