Don’t Drop the Soap, Johnny

Damn Johnny, back at it again doing something stupid. This guy is incredible. No one cares less about anything than Johnny Football.

Manziel is now getting indicted by a grand jury in Dallas County on a misdemeanor assault charge. Apparently Johnny Football had too much to drink like he does every single day and started beating the living day lights out of his ex girlfriend, Colleen Crowley.


J-Football smacked her so hard in the face that she lost hearing in one of her ears for over 24 hours.

Such a savage move. I lost even more respect for Manziel after this. Complete loser. As a New York Jets fan, I hope we don’t sign Johnny at any point.

Honestly, I wouldn’t wish that on my worse enemy (Miami Dolphins). No one deserves to have this alcoholic psycho on their favorite football team.

If I had a daughter I think I would rather have her date Ben Roethlisberger than Johnny Manziel. That is saying a lot. At least Roethlisberger has his life together, right?


The messed up thing about this situation is you know he thinks all of it is hilarious. He knows that nothing is going to happen to him. There is no way he regrets it.

The assault charge carries a maximum punishment of one year in jail and a $4,000 fine. Here’s a little advice for you, Football. Lay off the alcohol from here on out and don’t drop the soap in the clink.

-The Rabbi

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