To be honest I felt somewhat perverted covering the Manhattan Chess Championships, but it is too awesome not to write about. Look at these guys:
Complete dedication. You know parents are in the stands brawling with opposing fans, like a true Little League Baseball game. This is the future of America.
Football is dangerous. Ice Hockey is expensive. Moms hate watching their sons take charges in basketball. Chess is now America’s sport.
The white dude is so in awe of this Asian genius. He is mesmerized at his precision of when to say, “Kilg Me” (accent joke). Meanwhile, Asian 2 is ready to take notes.
Props to the New York Times for running this as a feature story today. I have no idea why Donald J. Trump thinks it’s a dying paper.
-B the Eagle