Love & Hip-Hop

We all love a good love story, but if you follow celebrities’ relationships today, you’re either severely disappointed or so obsessed, that you yourself try to marry a successful person and try to break a Kardashian dating record.  In today’s society, the act of holding a door open for a girl, coming home to your wife cooking you a meal/ cleaning the house,  and foot massages are long gone (unless you’re like Tarantino and have a foot fetish). Now that Kim married Kanye and are “happily”  married, here is your new list of rap romances to be consumed, or annoyed, with this year.

  1. Nicki Minaj needs no introduction, BUTT for those who are not informed about the queen of modern rap she signed with young money under Lil Wayne, gave wheel chair Jimmy a lap dance, and is now famously dating  Meek Mill. Or is she?!? Meek Mill is a rapper signed to Rick Ross’ label  (I think, who knows anymore?), and  more recently has been in a twitter feud and rap battle with Grammy nominated,  Drake. That being said, Meek has been taking many losses and  Minaj’s comments about their “relationship” on Ellen Degeneres has not helped either. Nicki managed to say, that they she and Mill are”still figuring each other out” as well as, “I don’t even want to say that I’m in a relationship anymore.” Yikes, maybe Meek’s whole house arrest thing is finally getting to her (Sorry, forgot to mention that.). She’s probably tired of wearing ear plugs around the house every time he records, either that or she’s done with lending him money to post in his Instagram pictures. Screen Shot 2016-04-13 at 1.05.31 PM.png                                                                                                                                                   2.  Iggy Azalea is an Australian, white, female rapper, and gained a lot of buzz in 2014 with her song “Fancy”. With a ginormous ass, hard to understand lyrics,  its easy to understand why NBA basketball player, Nick Young chose to go “down under”. After being engaged in mid 2015, things have now gone south for their relationship after a video was released claiming Nick had cheated on Iggy. Most women would call it quits after seeing footage of their man admit to cheating, but Iggy is giving Nick one more chance with the threat of her chopping off a “quarter of his meat” if one more video comes out. Only a quarter Iggy? That’s about all the game time he gets in a Lakers game, you gotta do better than that.

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3. The last relationship I will speak on is Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian. All you need to know, is that both of them became rich and famous for no reason. Chyna does have a decently sized butt, but then again, so does Rob after gaining 100 pounds in 2015. He did go through depression, which is not something to joke about, but has found happiness in a new relationship with Chyna. So much so, that he has engaged and now she is his finance. There is a pro and con to this whole situation however. Pro: There will finally be a Blac(k) Kardashian. Con: Chyna’s ex, rapper Tyga, and her have a child together named King Cairo. The story gets even more interesting because Tyga is dating Rob’s sister Kylie Jenner. If everything works out for the happy couples, baby Cairo will have no difficulty in choosing who his favorite dad/uncle is. We hope.

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More music news coming your way!

-Madhatta

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